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Speak Like a Leader

A comic dictionary of 50+ corporate buzzwords

You have heard every one of these. Probably this week.

The gift for anyone who says “the ball is in your court.”

Out 16 NovemberSee inside
Speak Like a Leader, the hardcover
  • Circle back
  • Synergy
  • Low-hanging fruit
  • Boil the ocean
  • Move the needle
  • Open the kimono
  • Touch base
  • Take it offline
  • Deep dive
  • Drink the Kool-Aid
  • 30,000-foot view
  • Ball is in your court
  • Bandwidth
  • Think outside the box
  • Run it up the flagpole
  • Peel the onion
  • Quick win
  • Double-click on that

Plain English went corporate, and never quite came back.

How each entry works

Two pages per buzzword. What it means, and what it really means.

A page from the book: the definition, usage and origin of Give 110 percentThe facing page: a four-panel comic where a man overfills a glass and says he always gives 110 percent
  1. 1Definition
  2. 2Application
  3. 3Origin
  4. 4The comic

A few that land too close

Read these extracts. Sound familiar?

  • Comic: the ball is in your court, delivered as an eighty-slide deck
    Ball is in your courtThe promotion is always one 80-slide deck away.
  • Comic: a man asks a doctor to cut a nine-month pregnancy down to three months with a quick win
    Quick winSome things do not move faster just because the deadline did.
  • Comic: the boss wants to address the elephant in the room, and an actual elephant appears
    Elephant in the roomEveryone sees it. Nobody names it. Then someone mentions the $8,000 dinner.

Meet the cast

You already work with these people.

  • The Boss, from the book

    The Boss

    Managing Director and CEO, self-appointed, 62

    Fun fact Still hasn't learned how to save a document as a PDF.

  • The Manager, from the book

    The Manager

    Project Manager, actual boss, 34

    Fun fact Has a sixth sense for spotting a red flag.

  • The Analyst, from the book

    The Analyst

    Business Analyst, junior multitasker, 26

    Fun fact Lives in constant fear of “per my last email.”

Everyone else in the meeting

The office cast of the book, together

Take it home. Or leave one on a colleague's desk.

Hardcover · 140 pages · 8″ square · Full colour

Out 16 November

Buying for the whole team?

We do bulk orders from 15 copies, and the per-copy price drops as the order grows.

Ask about bulk orders

Before you ask

The questions we actually get.

Is there a paperback or an ebook?

No. One format, on purpose. It is a full-colour comic book, and it is meant to sit on a desk where people pick it up. A paperback would sag and an ebook would kill the joke.

Where does it ship, and how long does it take?

Worldwide. Each copy is printed when you order it, so allow a few days on top of normal shipping.

Should I buy on Amazon or directly from us?

Either works. In the US, UK and Australia, buying directly from us costs 25% less than the cover price; each direct copy is printed when you order it, so allow one to two weeks.

Who's behind this

Made by Consulting Comedy.

More than a million people follow Consulting Comedy, and every one of them has sat through the same meeting. Speak Like a Leader is our first comic book, published under Odd Pigeon Press.

The author's name is not on the cover. That part was on purpose.

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Published by Odd Pigeon Press · ISBN 978-1-0676268-0-8